Emptybottle.org: Public Service Announcement

And now, as a special public service announcement, here's some stupid sh-t that was running through my brain this afternoon as I made some chicken cacciatore :

Since it seems we've been saddled with the monicker 'warbloggers' for the forseeable future, I thought we should open up some more niches for folks, you know, so they don't feel left out. You can have hours of fun, if you're so inclined, assigning your friends and neighbours to the right Tribe, a la the Harry Potter thing. If I had the energy, I'd make one of those stupid f--king quizzes. But I don't. So... onward!

I propose the foundation of the following new BlogTribes :

whorebloggers : only in it for the money, heart of gold or not.

were-bloggers : tried it once, didn't see the attraction, went back to reading Fark

werebloggers : only blog by the light of the moon, have trouble with getting their claws caught between the keys

wearbloggers : fashion victims

wiredbloggers : learned all their html from Webmonkey

whybloggers : what's it all about, Alfie?

whoahbloggers : Dude, Keanu says : 'Whoah.'

warebloggers : just like playing with the tools

wherebloggers : huh? wha? who did what where now?

wartbloggers : ugly as sin In Real Life, beautiful flowers online

and my favorite new Wonderchicken Approved™ Blogtribe

wheebloggers : fast, loose, enthusiastically voluble, and probably drunk

Any additions?

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Comments: You got fingers, right?

13 Comments | 3 Trackbacks

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eyeballkid said

wangbloggers? i'm not sure that there are many weblogs devoted to the author's wang, but i could always start a trend.

July 4, 2002 7:37 AM
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Anonymous said

Blogblogers, people who write blogs about, groups of people who write blogs

July 4, 2002 7:55 AM
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stavrosthewonderchicken said

..and the bloggers who love them. On next week's Jerry Springer!

July 4, 2002 7:58 AM
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Dorothea Salo said

Whigbloggers? Whimbloggers? Weirdbloggers? (If they can be told from any other type. Or perhaps they are merely fateful bloggers.) Wordbloggers? Wormbloggers? I sense that I'm starting to reach here...

July 4, 2002 9:29 AM
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jonmc said

wheebloggers wobble but they don't fall down? in addition: weedbloggers:*inhale* you say something man? *exhale* waaaahbloggers: Why's it all so hard?!!! w00t!bloggers:use far too much l33t-speak wee-weebloggers:golden shower fetish wakawakawakabloggers:Fozzie Bear. OK, that's it. I'm done.

July 4, 2002 1:09 PM
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Elke said

Dorothea beat me to it. I'm definitely a weirdblogger.

July 4, 2002 2:30 PM
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eyeballkid said

I know it's a variation on my previous suggestion, but: wankbloggers. Masturbatory, I love myself, this is what I did in the bathroom with a tube of hand cream today, bloggers.

July 4, 2002 3:22 PM
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ashbury/aaron said

um...you can make chicken cacciatore? Kewl.

July 4, 2002 7:11 PM
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stavrosthewonderchicken said

Well, I admit it's a bit creepy, but what's a wee touch of cannibalism between friends, right?

July 4, 2002 8:27 PM
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Tony said

windbag bloggers ...well, you know who I mean window bloggers ...those who only report what other bloggers are blogging worshipoglifers ...celebrity, trendy, trite wolframite bloggers ...if you don't know what I'm talking about get educated, eh? wackybloggers ...left field is right to me... Waldorf Blog ...smooth but fruity and nutty Wan Blog ...spans a wider area than does a local area network but is dis-eased Woe Blog ...gimme a break! ...ack, I canna take it no more...I'm in alliterative hell..

July 7, 2002 6:39 PM
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Anonymous said

Well, now that I can SEE the entry, I like it even better. I like the distinction between were-bloggers and werebloggers. Nice linguistic touch. And I did learn everything from webmonkey, up until I learned to look at people's source code. Watch out.

July 7, 2002 9:54 PM
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AKMA said

Lately I've been feeling like a wornblogger: weary, frazzled, but still able to squeeze out the syllables online. . . .

July 8, 2002 1:11 PM
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Anita said

Wearyblogging: Tired of having to think so much and coming up with witty entries day after day... Winerblogger: Gets inspiration to go on for yet another day, thanks to Scripting.com Wannablogger: Wants to blog but has no idea how to really make it big. Wackedoutblogger: Self explanatory!

July 10, 2002 8:37 AM

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